job application, eat ramen. Throw in some textbooks and a couple ridiculous fees, and we’ve got college.
Anonymous asked: THAT, PUNY HUMAN IS WHAT I WANT YOU TO THINK MUAHAHHAHHAHAH
ps: this is NOT sneha.
of course not. it couldn’t possibly be.
Anonymous asked: Yoda, you cannot be. Yoda, I am. Force, you are most definitely not. Force is in my pants.
There are more forces than the one in your pants.
Anonymous asked: Doubt that, I do. Jedi, you are not.
I transcend the Jedi. I am something else entirely.
Anonymous asked: my name is grandmaster yoda.
hello grandmaster yoda. i have a feeling we’ve spoken before.
when one has a high metabolism, a midnight snack is generally in order.
epic shirt, i have.
and this is obviously one of the coolest people on the planet.
Anonymous asked: I love you, you just don't know it. I think you're the most amazing person in the whole wide world and I would be lucky to be your girlfriend.
You're just pure awesome, and we should talk sometime.
why thank you, anon. i’m sure you’re an awesome person too.
it is kind of hard to talk if i don’t know who you are though. an email address or name might help. :)
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
it’s probably either my brother and i playing and he drug me around the house on my forehead and gave me a rugburn, or me putting our bird on my head and him pooping. i think he did that cause i accidentally pulled out his tailfeathers.
