January 2011
15 posts
Finish..
job application, eat ramen. Throw in some textbooks and a couple ridiculous fees, and we’ve got college.
Jan 9th
Anonymous asked: THAT, PUNY HUMAN IS WHAT I WANT YOU TO THINK MUAHAHHAHHAHAH

ps: this is NOT sneha.
Jan 8th
Anonymous asked: Yoda, you cannot be. Yoda, I am. Force, you are most definitely not. Force is in my pants.
Jan 8th
Anonymous asked: Doubt that, I do. Jedi, you are not.
Jan 8th
Anonymous asked: my name is grandmaster yoda.
Jan 8th
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Anonymous asked: I love you, you just don't know it. I think you're the most amazing person in the whole wide world and I would be lucky to be your girlfriend.

You're just pure awesome, and we should talk sometime.
Jan 7th
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
Jan 7th
I think it's wrong that I got hungry while reading...
  Butchering the Human Carcass
Jan 7th
Jan 7th
tumblr
you have been neglected for too long. i shall now try to find interesting things to post on you.
Jan 7th
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December 2010
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November 2010
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Nov 16th
parent's day
since there’s a mother’s day and a father’s day, where we’re supposed to worship our parents for all the good things they’ve done, i think there needs to be a day where parents have to make amends for all the shit they’ve put a kid through. then, if the kid doesn’t feel that the amends made are adequate, they may take the balance out in pranks and spiteful...
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October 2010
6 posts
This is completely unreal.
Oct 30th
the new supernatural episode
was about twilight fangirls getting attacked and turned by real vampires. my life is complete.
Oct 25th
“Now.. Bring me that horizon.”
– Captain Jack Sparrow
Oct 8th
I want Davey Jones’ organ.
Oct 7th
In my parents’.. Uh.. Whatever they use to generate their shitpoor excuses for thought, I am probably still six years old.
Oct 5th
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September 2010
48 posts
Sep 27th
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Sometimes I get the urge to travel with no destination. To experience places that I haven’t. But I still stay because there are people I shouldn’t leave. I’ve realised something though. The reason I stay is not that people are holding me down. I just can’t stand to be away from the people who hold me up.
Sep 26th
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Ah, human beings: the scum of the earth.
Sep 23rd
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Barney Stinson, I'm glad you're back in my life.
There’s nothing like a little nph to pick up your spirits.
Sep 21st
likeanactressactless:  dolorem replied to your post:one of the worst feelings in the world is knowing you’re going to wake up to monday morning. Is that one of the worst feelings, or the worst feeling? at times it seems like the worst, but it’s definitely one of them. Actually, I think that the worst feeling is just knowing you’re going to wake up.
Sep 20th
I’ve repeatedly considered getting an ask box, but then I remember that people I know don’t talk to me in real life, so strangers are less likely to ask me shit on the net..
Sep 20th
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There’s a slightly different word for a logical conclusion based on one or more sweeping generalisations. I believe the term is bullshit.
Sep 19th
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“Come with me Let me walk you through the world that I currently stay in You...”
– Fort Minor - The Hard Way
Sep 18th
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All available sizes | Family gathering |  →
Sep 16th
Despite the fact that it makes me feel like an emokid, I really like marianas trench.
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